Lovely analysis of online communication, leet-speak and kittens

"Let’s face it, my life may not be scintillating. But living it is more interesting than watching yours."

...and he gives it a cautious thumbs up...

"unless it's phenomenally bad, it will sell in sufficient numbers to cover the development cost of this generation and the next"

"People I have dealt with professionally who are not software developers occasionally make comments that imply that writing enterprise business software is a fairly straight-forward task, easily handled by the average developer."

An oldie but classic nonetheless :)

Interesting, but the big payments guys (VISA etc) have been doing trials and partnerships with Nokia etc for years. Look at the Walleting application which lots of Nokia handsets have bundled...

Arse. I do most of these :(

"7456 relationships ended"

"interactive mobile support during the first ever Most Haunted Live broadcast from the US on June 1st"

"It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter."

I love this graph