"I currently have a lot of my son's friends locked up in the garage, and I'm applying electrical charges to their genitals and sexually humiliating them in order to get them to tell me where my son goes after choir practice."

Terry Jones on torture.

At a loose end in Brighton this Sunday evening? Fancy some top choir action? Check this out. Devi@FP says: "Just so you get an idea of what to expect, our repertoire consists of songs by the Scissor Sisters, Stevie Wonder, Gloria Gaynor and Mary Chaplin…!"