I want to go to this: AvantRural. Found a flyer for it in my pocket this morning as I walked into work - I think someone pressed it into my sweaty palm as I wandered down the North Laine on Saturday.

Dress code: "wellington boots and dressing gowns appreciated but not required". The flyer promises "bovine modulation" and "badgercore"... brought to you by (amongst others) "the early gurning centre".

But "badgercore".

Say it again.