I want to go to this: AvantRural. Found a flyer for it in my pocket this morning as I walked into work - I think someone pressed it into my sweaty palm as I wandered down the North Laine on Saturday.
Dress code: "wellington boots and dressing gowns appreciated but not required". The flyer promises "bovine modulation" and "badgercore"... brought to you by (amongst others) "the early gurning centre".
Say it again.