Sky Plus goes mobile: "Subscribers to the new service can choose the programmes to record via a SMS request or by browsing the seven-day television guide on their phone via a downloadable application from Sky's website. Sky's service then contacts the Sky+ STB using the box's phone connection."

Robots are having more sex and fun than we are: "Their stupid cute faces, will-do attitudes and arms that never get tired during sex are stealing all our women away"

Mobile platform statistics: "Java/MIDP is by far the most popular platform with its huge installed base. Symbian, and in particular Series 60, has a strong hold of the Smartphone segment, where the challengers are Windows and Linux."

Yep, it's more than 3 years since Flash Lite launched for mobiles and it's still not out there in enough volume to be worth using for real-world applications - though it's excellent for prototyping and mock-ups.

"Live Interfaces": "The default screen looks like it’s filled with water. If you tilt the phone or shake it, the “water” will behave correspondingly. "

If Tech Companies Made Sudoku: "Frankly, we're a little baffled that your original design was so... simple. I'm sure we all recognize that our target market demands a much more media-rich, interactive, high-action experience. Love the whole grid thing, though."

Heh.