Robots are having more sex and fun than we are: "Their stupid cute faces, will-do attitudes and arms that never get tired during sex are stealing all our women away"

Mobile platform statistics: "Java/MIDP is by far the most popular platform with its huge installed base. Symbian, and in particular Series 60, has a strong hold of the Smartphone segment, where the challengers are Windows and Linux."

Yep, it's more than 3 years since Flash Lite launched for mobiles and it's still not out there in enough volume to be worth using for real-world applications - though it's excellent for prototyping and mock-ups.

"Live Interfaces": "The default screen looks like it’s filled with water. If you tilt the phone or shake it, the “water” will behave correspondingly. "

If Tech Companies Made Sudoku: "Frankly, we're a little baffled that your original design was so... simple. I'm sure we all recognize that our target market demands a much more media-rich, interactive, high-action experience. Love the whole grid thing, though."

Heh.

EasyMobile.nl flops: "EasyMobile somehow managed to buck the growth trend in virtual operators in the Netherlands. According to Telecompaper the market has swelled more than 15 per cent over the past year to 2.5m punters. Other newcomers to the market have gained ground quickly, but despite its patriotic orange branding - which Orange wasn't too pleased with - EasyMobile failed to attract enough price-conscious Dutchmen."